Dear All,
I'm going away for a while and I thought I ought to let you know. I will be travelling alone to somewhere far away from my home, just to clear my mind and arrange my scattered feelings. I will not disclose the location of my stay, as I wish to be alone. I have quit my job and I am cutting off all contact with every friend, family member and colleague during my trip. I will not be using the Internet or phone, so please do not try to contact me, it will be a waste of your time. I do apologise for this sudden disappearance but I would not leave unless it was of an utmost importance.
Yours Sincerely,
A Lost and Lonely Soul.
Masterfully done!
GL
Good Luck!